Mr. Magpie's Harmless Card Game

Mr. Magpie’s Harmless Card Game – A Deadly Delight in Disguise, Now on PlayMiniGames

Ready to push your luck in a roguelike card game that feels like it crawled out of your dreams and into your nightmares? Welcome to Mr. Magpie’s Harmless Card Game, now available to play online on PlayMiniGames. But beware — the word “harmless” is doing some heavy lifting here.

Inspired by Inscryption and the eerie tones of Severance, this deckbuilder challenges you to flip cards, dodge disaster, and escape a corporate nightmare wrapped in charming puppetry and glitchy dystopian flair. It’s part psychological horror, part card strategy, and all wrapped in the illusion of safety. But don’t get comfortable — termination is just one card away 🃏☠️.

🧠 How the Game Works:

1. Flip over cards to reveal rewards or ruin — good luck distinguishing which is which.

2. Avoid the bad cards, or face Magpie’s wrath (and potentially your demise).

3. Collect perks that completely break the game... in your favor, if you're lucky.

4. Resist corporate oversight, mysterious puppet overlords, and the temptation to dig deeper.

5. Survive the “boss” — or become yet another discarded employee in the system.

🧰 Why Play Mr. Magpie’s Harmless Card Game?

• Tension-packed deckbuilding: Every click could bring victory or termination.

• Creepy-cute aesthetic: Think VHS glitches, puppets with dead eyes, and charming UI hiding something darker.

• Roguelike chaos: Every run is different, every decision matters.

• Hidden story layers: Uncover a mystery involving corporate secrets, AI systems, and pharmaceutical experiments gone... sideways.

• Streamer-friendly: Built with interaction and entertainment in mind 🎥💬.

💀 Don’t Trust the Interface Mr. Magpie may look clean and polished, but beneath the surface is a game that wants to break the fourth wall. Expect unsettling messages, glitched audio, and events that feel like the system is watching you. As the tagline says: Technology is a miracle, but it has its limits.

🖥️ Having Performance Issues? If the browser version doesn’t run perfectly, no worries — a free Windows download is available. But be warned: it might run too well.

🎮 Try It Now Play Mr. Magpie’s Harmless Card Game on PlayMiniGames — no install, just instant unease and addictive gameplay. Once you’re in, you might not want to stop. Once you stop… you might not get out 🕳️.

If this twisted trip is your style, don’t miss other eerie, brain-bending games in our library. The system is waiting. Flip the card. Escape?